the best moment in film history
i’m awful. but awful rhymes with waffle, so it’s not that bad
127: cool ranch doritos
don’t sit in your pajamas and reblog posts about how you wish you could be pretty and confident, just do it. Get up early so you can do your hair and makeup all nice for school, flirt with the boys and let them come to you, say “thank you” instead of “no i’m not” when someone calls you pretty, fake that fucking confidence until it’s real, do you understand me? Now go own that red lipstick.
TAKE THIS ADVICE GUYS ITS THE BEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO FOR YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE
Above: How I Met Your Mother episode “The Fight,” 2008.
Below: “Scientists Finally Invent Real, Working Lightsabers,” 2013
nothing pleases me more than tv accurately predicting life
MARSHALL ERIKSEN CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
In honour of my reaching 500 followers, I’ve decided to do a giveaway with actual prizes this time!
The winner will receive:
- An Iron Man notebook
- Marvel Heroes Origins story box set (Captain America, Spider-Man, Thor and the X-Men)
- 20 removable tattoos
- Captain America light up Arc Reactor (I know, I didn’t believe it existed, either) with batteries already included
- Standard size Avengers poster
- Avengers: Red Zone hardback graphic novel
- PLUS: A handwritten fic based on a prompt of the winner’s choice, posted with the rest of the prizes.
- You must be following me (sorry, but this stuff cost a lot of money, and I’m doing it to thank the people who have been kind enough to follow me)
- To enter, you must reblog this post. Likes don’t count.
- You have until Christmas Day (Dec. 25th) to enter.
- By all means, reblog this more than once, but I’m only entering each person into the draw one time, so everyone has a fair chance of winning.
- No giveaway blogs - I will check.
Ideally, I’d like this to have at least forty notes by the time the closing date comes around, but it’s not essential. I’ll also ship to anywhere in the world, so that’s not a problem. Apart from that, that’s about it!
Once again, thank you all for following me, and I love you all! <3
Actual sad puppy Sherlock Holmes.
Agents of Shield 1.02 + Marvel Universe References
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off